Cherry Bomb Launches an Atomic Banger for a Limited Time!

hotdogThe Atomic Rocket Breakfast Bomber looks ready to take off, but upon tasting it today, just where it goes is not quite orbital. It’s available today only (while supplies last) at The Pig BBQ Joint and comes with a free early-bird pass (starting at 8am) to Cherry Bomb Toy’s Ultimate Hobby & Toy Fair that’s happening October 5th at the Pearkes Recreation Center.

I flew immediately into town to try this new idea out, and if I had a jetpack, I’d be arriving in my Rocketeer get up. However, that costume is still in the works as I need to find the right aviator jacket before I can make a helmet and flight pack. Instead, I arrived in my all-weather jacket with the Apollo 11 and Tesla patch to show I was in the mood to try this meal.

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You Can Get a Decent Dessert from a Stone’s Throw

StonesThrow1Stone’s Throw Restaurant
642 Johnson St.
Best Western Plus Carlton Plaza
Victoria, BC
(778) 433-0028

J: Ed and I have nasty habits, we’re what you would call outdoorsy people, not the type you would think of. None of that camping in the rough with nothing but a tent and a sleeping bag for us. That may be all well and good for some people but Ed and I have cravings for a little social scenery. As Alicia Bridges sang, “I Love the Nightlife”, it very much applies to at least one of the Blokes. And for this week, our night life was an evening among animals who could eat more than us. Yes, it is possible. I’m talking about dinosaurs in the BBC travelling show Walking with Dinosaurs. As good as the show was, I was eager to spend my money on dino merchandise (I bought a Raptor mug) than on overly priced food at the Save on Foods Memorial Centre. So like hungry raptors we wandered the streets of Victoria looking for our next meals. It was very grim, restaurants were either closed or their kitchens were. Victoria is still a sleepy city most of the time even during tourist season.

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Hunting for Food In the Bengal Jungle

Bengal1The Bengal Lounge
721 Government Street
The Fairmont Empress
Victoria, BC
(250) 389-2727

J: The Fairmont Empress (formerly The Empress) to me is the big time. I’ve both dined here and ate breakfast. I’ve even had the pleasure of staying here for two days. To me, nothing beats The Fairmont Empress when it comes to quality and service. And until I find something better, consider me biased.

The leader of the island’s hoteliers has seen it’s fair share of famous names and one of those is one of my favourites, Bing Crosby. This is going back to a time when Bob Hope would come here to golf, Don Wilson (of The Jack Benny Program) would come here to fish and the Duke himself, John Wayne, didn’t consider it un-American to order some candy treats from Rogers’ Chocolates on Government Street. But Ed, myself and our photographer Yvonne Fried were not here to stay the night, we were here for a photo shoot within the Empress’ walls and to have a spur of the moment bite in The Bengal Lounge.

E: Can you imagine us, Two Hungry Blokes, as models? Okay, wipe that thought from your minds. James and I have plans, as I’ve mentioned in a previous article, to expand our site to cover more than just food. We will be covering the arts and local culture, so what better than to use the classiest hotel in Victoria for images. Mind you, I think we should have posed with the tigers before entering The Bengal Lounge. I’d like to see James stick his head into a tiger’s mouth. On this day, both our tummies were roaring for food.

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So-Ya Offers Late-Night Dining in Victoria, BC

10370885_589031607873727_7322713566440510200_nSo-Ya
606 Trounce Alley
Victoria, BC
(778) 265-5151

Sadly this operation closed February 06, 2015 due to “family emergency.” Based on their last Facebook message, they have no plans to continue after their situation has resolved.

E: Trounce Alley is one of those places that I can expect to find some interesting hidey-ho places to dine in. At one end is a tapa bar and at another a Japanese diner where they treat serving fast food with a lot of class. Walking in there was like venturing to Tokyo’s high fashion district.

J: I wondered why they had a chandelier above a table in all this pro-Japanese decor. Perhaps a large lantern would suffice. But I wasn’t here to nitpick the designer. So-Ya is what I have been waiting for all this time. At least a restaurant in sleepy Victoria that is open until midnight on weekdays! So if you’re just walking out after seeing a movie at Vic Theatre in Nootka Court, you know you can get something good to eat at So-Ya.

E: To find them open on a Monday was a surprise. Traditionally, no self-respecting Japanese restaurant is open on Sunday or Monday; fishmongers don’t work on these days and any supply the restaurants use can be a day old. Thankfully, I wasn’t quite after fish this day.

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I just wanted a crispy snack and OD’d on deep fried panko breaded seafood quickly deep fried, a yakisoba and a delicious ‘secret’ cheesecake.

J: I had the secret cheesecake for dessert too but my main was a seafood stone bowl. The bowl is rice mixed with prawns, squid and oysters that are still cooking as it is brought to your table. The server mixes it up for you and then reminds you that the meal is still hot. And he wasn’t kidding. I slipped up and shoved a spoonful into my mouth before dousing my furnace face with liquid.

E: I could feel the heat from where I sat and I did warn James. But did he listen? At least my meal was cooler and simpler to manage, even though it was less filling. I didn’t find anything special in the oysters used. I’m fairly sure they were Fanny Bay and that didn’t make for a great intro to this style of Japanese cuisine.

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At least the Tako Wasabi is this restaurant’s saving grace. It’s glazed texture and simple crunchiness was very savoury. The wasabi kicked in seconds later and it lingered before I washed the meal down with a simple ginger ale. I think SO-YA does have a few interesting gems, and it’ll require revisits to find them.

J: I have to concur. It was like a crisp cool summer salad. There was nothing critical I could say about this dish. But critical is what was on my mind for the seafood stone bowl. The sauce that the rice was cooking in was made up of chicken broth, soy sauce and oyster sauce.

In It was too rich and too large of a portion. I could understand there being only one small oyster in the dish, seafood is expensive after all but I was scratching my head at why big slices of onion were plentiful and there was a single slice of bok choy. The overabundance of onions ruined any flavour of the dish thus completely putting me off from my meal. With the seafood stone bowl, some experimentation is in order.

E: I think that goes back to my previous argument about why some restaurants are closed Sunday and Mondays. The stocks are low and fishes are not being pulled out of the sea. Perhaps, on a different day, this place can get the proper amount of ingredients right. I had nothing to complain about in what I ate that night, but if I’m to touch a noodle or congee style dish, it better be filled with all the fixings I’m hoping for.

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J: In anything I ordered, the gem was the mystery cheesecake. So creamy with just the right amount of sweetness. Their dessert menu was adequate but here’s hoping they will add or experiment with desserts that have red bean as an ingredient. It is very popular in Japan. It would be a bold statement to introduce to our locals. Perhaps it may pull in customers from Japan who are currently going to school here.

E: In subsequent visits, I grew fond of their ramen noodle dishes. This place was great for that!

Until I find some place in town that offers cute confectionaries that look like a bunny, there’s no denying that going to Japan to experience the most exotic tastes is a must. The menu was varied enough to sate the tastes of the curious, but I’m beyond that. Where’s the grilled eel?

J: Probably the same place as the grilled squid, in Japan.

Ed and I have tossed around many ideas in past articles. We’ll both admit that running a food establishment is always a high risk but there is no more risk with trying new ideas if you don’t go overboard with it. Maybe one day we’ll see a local Japanese restaurant celebrating the seasons in a fitting manner. Who’s up for catching their own goldfish?

4 Blokes out of 5

 

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There’s Good Thai Over the Blue Bridge

Zap Thai Restaurant
1207 Esquimalt Rd.
Esquimalt, BC
(250) 389-1845

E: So many jokes can be made with a diner simply named Zap Thai, but upon walking in, I wondered if James and I entered a radio fix-it shop or we wandered into a gym. The ornaments were mixed, but it made for an interesting cozy atmosphere where Thai food can be enjoyed in the middle of the municipality of Esquimalt.

J: The atmosphere is as mom and pop as you can get. It is in the same strip mall were once a locally known burger place was situated. I visited the shop in the 80’s but now that it’s long gone and Pad Thai is here, I have a reason to return. And for you young girls, you may appreciate the hunky male server who looked more like he belonged in a gym than a restaurant. Hopefully his lack of enthusiasm wasn’t a sign of things to come.

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[Vancouver, BC] Queen vs. Shuraku (Music or Food?), the Showdown

Shu-Raku
833 Granville St

Vancouver, BC

(604) 687-6622

J: In this trip to Vancouver, our goal was to have fun at the Queen and Adam Lambert concert at Rogers Arena. Part of our plan after the show was to revisit one of our favourite ramen joints, Ramen Jinya, before heading off to the Kingston Hotel for some well deserved rest. Unfortunately things do not turn out as I hoped. My mind could understand Ed’s enthusiasm to stick around after the concert to meet the musicians, but my stomach was not so forgiving. After 30 minutes and no food nor autograph in site, Ed and I did what we always do best — to hit the pavement and hope we could find something remotely edible along the way.

E: One of these days, meeting a musician I adore and getting an autograph will happen! I need something to sit next to my much beloved photo with Metal Queen Lee Aaron! All it takes is persistence and that’s what I do best. But even my tummy was aching and did I want to pass up the foodie scene in Vancouver? I think not!

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